I'm a four letter word that ends in "I-T."
The more you do me, the smaller your balls get.
What goes in and has to come out.
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What
does a dog do on three legs, a man do on two legs, and a woman do sitting down?
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What
goes in straight and hard but comes out soft and sticky?
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Men
come to me to blow their wads.
The hotter I get, the drier I am.
I've been the sight of many explosions.
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What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with "c", ends in "t", and has a "u" and an "n" inside.
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One
night at a bar, you meet 3 beautiful girls (or guys). You really want to sleep with all 3,
but you only have two condoms. Each of the four people involved suspects all the others
may have some kind of infectious disease. The question is, how do you arrange to have sex
with all three without anyone having any chance of catching a disease from any other?
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Two
men and two women are in a motel room. Each person has a different venereal disease. They
have a total of 2 condoms. How can each male-female pair have sex without anyone acquiring
a new disease?
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I
can be found in the crotch between two limbs.
Beasts come inside me.
Soldiers place their big guns in me.
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1.
What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
2. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
3. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can
use your hands?
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If
you use the same 3 letters in the same order before and after the
given letters, you will get a very dirty word. What is the word?
. . . ergro . . .
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A woman has two, a cow has four, what are they?
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What's hard and round and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas in the morning that you can hang a hat on it?
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What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn't?
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What is long, hard, wet, and full of Seamen?
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A calculagram. If a woman had sex with 5001 guys in only 7 weeks, what would she get to be?
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Some are big
some are small
I come in various sizes
and many colours
I am larger up than down
when I get old I tend to leak
when men finish using me
they usually shake the drops off
What am I?
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Here's another Calculagram, when Dolly Parton turned 69 on the 22nd day
of the 2nd month, she wasn't feeling very well and went down to the pharmesist and bought $51 worth
of pills which she took 8 times a day. How did she came out to be?
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I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What?
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A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What?
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I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What?
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Spoonerism riddle
What is the difference between a lady in bath and a lady in church?
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A 18-year-young girl can pick 3 kg of cherries in 1 hour. A 25-year-old man can pick 5 kg of cherries in 1 hour.
How many cherries would be picked if they go to garden together for 1 hour?
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You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What?
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A strange thing hangs by a man's hip,
hidden by a garment. It has a hole
in its head. It is stiff and strong
and its firm bearing reaps a reward.
When the retainer hitches his clothing
high above his knee, he wants the head
of that hanging thing to find the old hole
that it, outstretched, has often filled before.
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What is special about these text below and can you make another sentence like this?
Hi man, as I left it back behind, I can not sell poor Tommy's family jewels, but Willie knows, I 'can' sell chest nails!
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Where do girls have dark, curly hair?
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What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
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What does a dog do that a man steps into?
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What is in a man's pants that is not in a girl's dress?
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When the top moves, the bottom is happy.
When the bottom moves, the top is happy.
When the top moves hard, the bottom’s mouth hurts.
What is this activity?
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What's the square root of 69?
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What lies in bed, and stands in bed, first white then red, the plumper it gets the better the old woman likes it?
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What does this equation mean?
((b4i sqrt(u)).((ru)/16))
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