Puns

Here you find a collection of pun or joke based puzzles.
Find the standard answer, or invent one of your own.
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1. What is the difference between a cat and a comma?	Answer
2. Why is heartwood like a dog's tail?	Answer
3. If a two-wheeled transportation device is called a bicycle and a three-wheeled transportation device is called a tricycle, what do you call a five-wheeled transportation device?	Answer
4. What is the difference between a man going upstairs and a man looking upstairs?	Answer
5. How can a small space make a man die laughing?	Answer
6. What have a frog and a spaceship got in common?	Answer
7. Why are government inquiries like shots out of a cannon?	Answer
8. Why is an orange like a church bell?	Answer
9. What would happen if a man choked to death on a teaspoon?	Answer
10. Why does a golf player often wear two pairs trousers?	Answer
11. What is the difference between one yard and two yards?	Answer
12. Why is a dog catching his tail like a financial manager?	Answer
13. Why does a horse eat in an odd way?	Answer
14. Why is the letter "w" like a political scandal?	Answer
15. What do you have to keep in order to part with it?	Answer
16. Why is the letter "g" like 12 a.m.?	Answer
17. Why didn't Noah do any fishing off of the Ark?	Answer
18. If it loses an eye, only a nose is left. What is it?	Answer
19. What is the best way to do bookkeeping?	Answer
20. What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?	Answer
21. Why is a weary traveler like a bicycle?	Answer
22. Why was King Darius worried when Daniel was in the lions den?	Answer
23. When the Egyptians chased Moses and the Hebrew people they encountered a cloud of darkness. What did they do?	Answer
24. If one candle was 6 inches tall and 1 inch in diameter, and a second candle was 3 inches tall and 2 inches in diameter, which would burn longer?	Answer
25. What was Joan of Arc made of?	Answer
26. What is the difference between a man who has no money and a feather pillow?	Answer
27. When is coffee like the soil?	Answer
28. Why is thought like the sea?	Answer
29. What is black and white and red all over?	Answer
30. When does a sculptor explode in strong convulsions?	Answer
31. If you stumble over your new mat in the passage, what science are you shown to have neglected?	Answer
32. When is a door not a door?	Answer
33. How is a mother hen like the British Empire at its peak?	Answer
34. What is the difference between a hard-to-please literature critic and a fisherman?	Answer
35. What is black and white, and black and white, and black and white, and black and white, and black and blue all over?	Answer
36. What is gray, has two ears, four legs, a tail and a trunk, and will fit in your mouth?	Answer
37. How far should one go into a pond to catch frogs?	Answer
38. Why is a beehive like a spectator?	Answer
39. When is a dress not a dress?	Answer
40. What is worse than raining cats and dogs?	Answer
41. Why is the Panama Canal like the first "u" in cucumber?	Answer
42. What wears shoes, but has no feet?	Answer
43. When is a boat like a heap of snow?	Answer
44. How do you communicate with a fish?	Answer
45. Which is the greatest Friday in the year?	Answer
46. Why does a puss purr?	Answer
47. Why is the Desert of Arabia the best place for a picnic?	Answer
48. Why do ducks put their heads in the water?	Answer
49. What is the difference between a engine-driver and a schoolmaster?	Answer
50. What is the difference between an accepted and a rejected lover?	Answer
51. Why could Eve never take the measles?	Answer
52. Why need you never starve of hunger in the desert?	Answer
53. What is the difference between King George and the North Star?	Answer
54. Why did Friday not need a cockerel to wake him up?	Answer
55. What is the difference between a New England fisher and a Mafia network?	Answer
56. What's the difference between a scheme to take over the world and a group of people who love this type of puzzle?	Answer
57. Why is six affraid of seven?	Answer
58. What's the difference between the cup the doctor gives you to pee in and a clumsy docking maneuver with the MIR?	Answer
59. What is the difference between a skit about the wages of sin and a scam in which diluted solutions are sold as full-strength?	Answer
60. What's the difference between a big embrace and a louse?	Answer
61. What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?	Answer
62. What's the difference between a rabbit and a lumberjack?	Answer
66. What is the difference between a cloud and a child receiving a spanking?	Answer
67. Why is a raving like righting a desk?	Answer
68. Why is a naughty boy like a postage stamp?	Answer
69. Who gains most at a coronation, the king or his people?	Answer
70. What is the difference between a lady and her mirror?	Answer
71. Why is the figure nine like a peacock ?	Answer
72. What is the difference between a naughty boy and a postage stamp?	Answer
73. What is the difference between a democracy and feudalism?	Answer
74. What is the difference between Bart Giamatti and Jesus?	Answer

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